Funny Love Quotes

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  1. Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
    --  Adrienne Gusoff
  2. An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
    --  Agatha Christie

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  3. If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
    --  Alan King

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  4. We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
    --  Alanis Morissette
  5. Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
    --  Albert Einstein
  6. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
    --  Albert Einstein

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  7. Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
    --  Albert Einstein

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  8. In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?
    --  Amy Poehler
  9. If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
    --  Aristotle Onassis