442 Pick Up Lines
Best Pick Up Lines
If you're looking for a way to pick up your next date (or even if you're just looking for a good laugh), check out the best of the best pick up lines as voted on and submitted by our readers!
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? [No, why] Because you are CU TE.
- It's a good thing you're not corn. [Why?] Because you're hot. You'd be popping all over!
- Look him/her up and down and say "And I thought it was hot outside!"
- Do you smoke? [No.] Then why are you so smokin' hot?
- This is the check-out counter, right? [Right.] So, is it all right if I check you out? [or if "No."] Could I check you out anyway?
- Are you an artist? (No.) I'm surprised, because you are a masterpiece.
- Don't be so picky... I wasn't!
- Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT!
- Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let's pick it up right here.
- Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?
- Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!
- Hi, who's your friend?
- Drop an ice cube and say 'Now that we've broken the ice, my name is...'
- Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
- If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
- How You Doin? [ala Joey on NBC's FRIENDS]
- What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
- Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
- I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
- Do these look real?
- Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
- It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.
- It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? "Is it really your birthday?" No, but how about a kiss anyway?
- Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.