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SEX LINES

• Want to float in my boat?
• If you're in a Home Depot or other building supplies store: Excuse me- do you know where I can get nailed?
• I wish you were a screen door, so i could slam you all night long.
• Do you want cheesy lines or do you just wanna do it?
• Wanna bump uglys?
• My name is Skittles. Want to taste my "rainbow"?
• No need to knock! Cum on in!
• I'm like McDonald's... open 24/7.
• Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing!
• I need you.
• Let's sleep together.
• Want some?
• Wanna get lucky?
• Let's go to the bedroom.
• Let's bump and grind.
• I want you.
• Let's make love.
• Let's have sex.
• Want to get the groove on?
• How about some bedroom gymnastics?
• How about some matress aerobics?
• Let's get it on.
• Let's get this party started.
• Want to feel good?
• Let's make this bed rock!
• Let's rock & roll!
• Let's go for a ride.
• How about a threesome?
• Feel like intercourse?
• Let's copulate.
• Let's bang.
• Let's fool around.
• Let's hump like animals.
• Let's screw.
• Let's make out.
• Kiss me all over.
• Let's make it together.
• How about some breeding?
• How about some old-fashioned mating?
• Let's fornicate.
• Mind if I seduce you?
• Let's sleep together.
• Let's procreate.
• Let's create our own XXX night.
• You appeal to me sexually.
• Let's get hot together.
• Let's spice up the night.
• Let's take that matress for a test drive.
• Let's get intimate.
• Want some bedroom action?
• You make me hot.
• Let's do the nasty.
• Let's turn up the heat.
• Let's break the box spring.
• How about a little lovemaking?
• Your arousing my animal instincts.
• Let's get aroused.
• Want to have sexual relations?
• Interested in a one night stand?
• Let's sleep together.
• Are you willing to put out?
• Let's play musical beds.
• Let's get a little promiscuous.
• Let's get a little loose.
• Want a little nookie?
• How about a quickie?
• Let's have relations.
• Can I have a piece of you?
• Want a piece of me?
• Abstinence is over-rated.
• Let's do a little breeding.
• You put my sex drive into overdrive.
• Let's get passionate.
• Let's get together...yeah, yeah, yeah.

Comments to date: 43. This is page 1 of 5.

Sexaholic   In Between My Legs	Posted at 8:18pm on Saturday, October 1st, 2011
Those pants look great on you, but would look better on my bedroom floor ;)
rajender   indian	Posted at 6:31am on Friday, September 30th, 2011
i like sexi women and patner
GuzmanOpal22   Location unknown	Posted at 5:43am on Saturday, September 3rd, 2011
Different people in every country get the personal loans in various creditors, just because it is easy.
ramin panahi   iran	Posted at 9:55am on Wednesday, August 31st, 2011
iran
oussema   nasri	Posted at 7:14am on Thursday, August 11th, 2011
oussemanasri
mike hawk   uranus	Posted at 2:40pm on Thursday, August 4th, 2011
let's have an australian kiss, it's like french kissing only down under;)
D3KG   FL Lake worth	Posted at 9:47pm on Wednesday, August 4th, 2010
best pick up line: are you on your medication do you want to take a dose of me
what the   fuck	Posted at 11:44am on Tuesday, July 20th, 2010
bwaaaaaaahahahahhahahaha My name is Skittles. Want to taste my "rainbow"
damn   Location unknown	Posted at 5:25am on Sunday, June 13th, 2010
hahah. the last part was the best. Lets get together... yeah yeah yeah.
S.X.A   Bed, duh!	Posted at 10:35am on Thursday, May 6th, 2010
Hey, aren't you Fred Flinstone? You're not? Aww, I thought you knew how to make my bed rock

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