A collection of funny love quotes as told by kids.
Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.
When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.
Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.
Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.
Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.
Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you don't like to play with.
Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no sometimes.
When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.
There are two kinds of love- Our love & God's love. But God makes both kinds of them. Love is important to God.
Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.
During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.
My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.
Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.
Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.
When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.
Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.
You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget, and it's good for them to get reminded.
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kaitlyn my room lol
Posted at 4:43am on Friday, January 2nd, 2009
love is when a boy kisses you on the forhead,huggs and kisses you in the rain,and dont forget when he says...I LOVE U MY BABY GIRL....then huggs and kisses you then puts u to bed !!!!!
jessica san jose
Posted at 4:55am on Wednesday, November 12th, 2008
Love is when my mommy cuts the crust off my sandwhich when we have uncrustables in the freezer.
Yazzy LOVELAND ;)
Posted at 8:29pm on Tuesday, October 14th, 2008
Love iz when
u ignore them
they d8 ur BFF
cuz they just want 2 b around u
without getting yelled at.
Luu LA
Posted at 12:24am on Wednesday, October 8th, 2008
you look as good as i feel
loveissimple Malaysia
Posted at 1:46pm on Wednesday, September 17th, 2008
Love is when you see them in their eyes, and everything is alright.
Jessica Texas
Posted at 9:47pm on Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
"...I guess that love is taking the blame for something that you're friend did in school, something he didn't mean to do though, and having to stand you're teacher scream at you because you know that if you're friend got scram at he'll cry, he's that sensitive you know..."
- My little Bro, age 9
Amanda ...
Posted at 3:05am on Wednesday, June 18th, 2008
Love is when you log on MSN, see he's on and block everyone else so you can talk to him without being bothered.
In Love Lover's Land (:
Posted at 3:03am on Wednesday, June 18th, 2008
Love is when you cant talk, move or even breath around that person.
danielle cote nh
Posted at 1:32am on Thursday, June 12th, 2008
love is what people want.
love is what everyone has.
some find it, some never do.
just look a little harder.
their out there.
Janeto Iowa
Posted at 8:13pm on Tuesday, May 6th, 2008
1. It's not my fault you tripped me.
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