A collection of funny love quotes as told by kids.
Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.
When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.
Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.
Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.
Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.
Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you don't like to play with.
Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no sometimes.
When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.
There are two kinds of love- Our love & God's love. But God makes both kinds of them. Love is important to God.
Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.
During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.
My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.
Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.
Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.
When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.
Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.
You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget, and it's good for them to get reminded.
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Janeto Iowa
Posted at 8:13pm on Tuesday, May 6th, 2008
1. It's not my fault you tripped me.
IamGeebscess BKK
Posted at 8:19am on Monday, March 31st, 2008
Love is being stupid together.
samantha washington
Posted at 8:47am on Thursday, March 20th, 2008
love is when you wait to hear from that one person for hours on end to only talk to them for a few moments. then you wait for the next few moments together.
jabee philippines
Posted at 5:37am on Wednesday, March 19th, 2008
he doean't gave me those sparks!!!
omg, he gives me a whole fireworks show!!
confused Location unknown
Posted at 3:47am on Sunday, March 16th, 2008
how can you look at me and promise change when you cant change the way you fell in love with me?!?
No one really chooses who they will fall in love with. God had already chosen that person before you were born and it is up to you to find that person.
Beth MIchigan
Posted at 8:42pm on Tuesday, January 15th, 2008
Love is fire...it can either warm your heart....or burn your house down...
Sarah- as said by toddler cousin Kiera Ontario
Posted at 7:17pm on Monday, December 10th, 2007
Love is yucky.
carly windsor
Posted at 8:59am on Friday, September 28th, 2007
Love is when someone says they love you and suddenly you freeze.
You know you love them back but you are so happy that nothing comes out!
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