A collection of funny love quotes as told by kids.
Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.
When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.
Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.
Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.
Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.
Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you don't like to play with.
Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no sometimes.
When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.
There are two kinds of love- Our love & God's love. But God makes both kinds of them. Love is important to God.
Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.
During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.
My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.
Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.
Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.
When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.
Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.
You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget, and it's good for them to get reminded.
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cassie neal galveston
Posted at 5:46pm on Wednesday, August 12th, 2009
awe so cuteā„
Colleen ohio.
Posted at 6:32pm on Saturday, April 18th, 2009
Because love is taking that dive, then getting really comfortable and peeing in the pool.
Alesia california
Posted at 7:52am on Friday, April 17th, 2009
love is like the air always there
sasha india
Posted at 4:35am on Tuesday, April 7th, 2009
love is a game playd by 2 ppl..itz ok if u lose..u cn play it oll over agn wit sum1 els!!
Lolaa Haaa
Posted at 10:37am on Sunday, March 22nd, 2009
love is when a girl goesp 2 her eyes red from cryin and mascara down her face and without anything said the lad stand up clenches his fists turns to the girl and says hus head am i kickin in :) x
Anonymous Location unknown
Posted at 5:51am on Thursday, March 19th, 2009
heeheh
Anonymous Location unknown
Posted at 5:51am on Thursday, March 19th, 2009
hello you guyys are ????
audrey Location unknown
Posted at 2:46am on Tuesday, March 17th, 2009
love is when u hear their voice and smile
Stacey Smith Ackerman, Mississippi
Posted at 12:04am on Tuesday, March 10th, 2009
One person alone is nothing. But two people in love make a whole WORLD.
Brooke texas
Posted at 8:26am on Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009
Love is when u touch someone in good and bad way... as in maybe oo yeah right there ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
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