A collection of funny love quotes as told by kids.
Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.
When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.
Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.
Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.
Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.
Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you don't like to play with.
Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no sometimes.
When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.
There are two kinds of love- Our love & God's love. But God makes both kinds of them. Love is important to God.
Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.
During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.
My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.
Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.
Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.
When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.
Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.
You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget, and it's good for them to get reminded.
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Morgan costello Bremerton wa
Posted at 7:57pm on Friday, December 16th, 2011
Love is good but a pain its easy for some but hard for others i am 10 and it is easy and hard even when i have help
Ashley My house (;
Posted at 2:08pm on Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011
Love is when your mom is standing right next to you being over protective, and he silently winks at you and walks away.
karah briones talakag,bukidnon
Posted at 2:21am on Wednesday, October 26th, 2011
love is the best thing that we ever had, we may get hurt but there is always a way to scape from the horrible past.it is something like your giving all you have just to secure that happiness will be felt inside. love is all about and the one who makes you feel that. to love is to live with the continuity of emotion between you and me...
john andrew philipines mindanao
Posted at 8:43pm on Wednesday, September 28th, 2011
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke..
john andrew philipines mindanao
Posted at 8:39pm on Wednesday, September 28th, 2011
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
beyonce philipines,manila
Posted at 3:12am on Wednesday, September 14th, 2011
love and love until you die and if you die atlist you love
cindy australlia
Posted at 7:05pm on Saturday, May 21st, 2011
love is when two people know each other so well but are still friends but they tell themselves inside their heads "i love you"{
anne qatar
Posted at 10:11am on Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011
love is when you see each other again after a long time without communication,look into their eyes and say I LOVE YOU, without any reason and hesitations..
deterance miami florida
Posted at 8:24am on Saturday, August 14th, 2010
loves is one of the roots of evil cause u dont kno when it is true or when it false
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