Funny Love Quotes by Kids

A collection of funny kids quotes about love, romance, and relationships. - http://www.romancestuck.com/quotes/kids-quotes.htm

Kids really do say the darndest things. If you've ever asked a child what love and marriage mean, you're sure to get some very interesting and very cute responses.

When we came across this Sesame Street video of Grover asking a little boy what marriage means, we couldn't help but smile.

Another cute one... He hits the nail on the head, love is "putting someone else's needs first". It's like if there's only 1 bagel left and you two were in love and were married would you let her have it? Yep.

And now onto our favorite kidisms about love.. funny love quotes as told by kids:

  1. Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.
    -- Anonymous
  2. When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
    -- Anonymous
  3. When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.
    -- Anonymous
  4. Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
    -- Anonymous
  5. Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.
    -- Anonymous
  6. Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.
    -- Anonymous
  7. Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
    -- Anonymous
  8. Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
    -- Anonymous
  9. Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.
    -- Anonymous
  10. Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
    -- Anonymous
  11. If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you don't like to play with.
    -- Anonymous
  12. Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no sometimes.
    -- Anonymous
  13. When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.
    -- Anonymous
  14. There are two kinds of love- Our love & God's love. But God makes both kinds of them. Love is important to God.
    -- Anonymous
  15. Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
    -- Anonymous
  16. Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.
    -- Anonymous
  17. During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.
    -- Anonymous
  18. My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.
    -- Anonymous
  19. Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.
    -- Anonymous
  20. Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
    -- Anonymous
  21. Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
    -- Anonymous
  22. I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.
    -- Anonymous
  23. When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.
    -- Anonymous
  24. Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.
    -- Anonymous
  25. You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget, and it's good for them to get reminded.
    -- Anonymous