Sexy Pick Up Lines

Looking to spice up your night or perhaps need a good laugh? These sexual pick up lines are XXX rated can be used on both men and women for a little extra fun. Use at your own risk though. ;)

1. Are you into one-night stands? [NO.] Then why don't you lie down?
2. Are you into one-night stands? [NO.] Then it's a good thing it's daytime.
3. Do you want to go to In-and-Out for burgers or just in-and-out of me?
4. Okay look I'm gona flip a coin & here's tha deal: heads, I get head and tails I get tail.
5. My dick just died. Can I bury it in you?
6. Do yo want to come to my house and play Pearl Harbor? I lay down and you blow me away.
7. If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me gettinq head?
8. Wanna fuck?
9. If it wasn't for you I might not touch myself at all!
10. You wanna get a pizza and fuck? [Excuse me?] What? You dont like pizza?
11. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
12. Want to play cowgirls and Indians? You bring the rope I'll bring the wetness.
13. Wanna get a six pack and go fuck or don't you drink?!?
14. Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
15. Do you know how to use a whip?
16. If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry. [Why?] I don't like the thought of losing the one thing that would never come back the same.
17. Wanna play Army? You be the enemy and I'll blow you away.
18. I love every bone in my body...especially yours.
19. If you were homework, I'd be doing you right here on my desk!
20. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
21. Want to play Army? [How do you play?] You get on all fours while I blow you.
22. In my mind, we're going to have sex anyway, so you might as well be in the room.
23. Nice Shoes. Wanna Fuck?
24. If you were a door, I'd bang you all night.
25. Are you a dick, because i can see you coming!
26. Let's play fireman. I'll be the hose and you be the fire.
27. Would you like to take a ride on the Mangoat?
28. Girls are sexy, guys are fine I'll be your six if you'll be my nine!
29. I've got the FCK, all I need is U.
30. F**K me if I'm wrong, but isn't your last name {insert any last name}?
31. Is that a keg in your pocket? Cause I wanna tap that ass!
32. If we were squirrels, I'd bust a nut in your hole!
33. I lost my virginity... can I have yours?
34. That sweater looks very becoming on you. Of course if I was on you I'd be cuming too!
35. Nice legs. What time do they open?
36. Want to play army? [Why?] Because I'll let you blow the hell out of me.
37. Why don't you sit on my lap and tell me the first thing that pops up?