PICKUP LINES FOR USE ON MEN

1. You must work at KFC, cause you have nice breasts!
2. You must work at KFC, cause you have nice legs!
3. Are you lonely? Because I'm an app for that.
4. Knock, knock.
   [Whose there?]
   Date.
   [Date, who?]
   Me.
5. You look familiar. Oh yeah your the girl of my dreams!
6. I'm a ratings machine and you're a perfect 10.
7. I'm so glad that life is in HD so that I can enjoy every stunning pixel of you.
8. Do you like fireworks? [Yes.] Well here they come. [Put your arms up and ready to go around shoulder.]
9. Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
10. Are you a volcano? (Why?) Becuase you make my heart explode.
11. Baby, I'm like a Rubix Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
12. Do they play 'I spy' in heaven? Because I spy an angle with my little eye.
13. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first
14. Hey you look friendly, so I just came over to say "Hi".
15. Is this book late? (Why?) Cause you got FINE written all over you.
16. My lips are like skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
17. I'm not horse, but you can ride me like one.
18. Okay look I'm gona flip a coin & here's tha deal: heads, I get head and tails I get tail.
19. You are so beautiful that I could even drink your bath water.
20. I'm not a pie expert but you make my banana "cream"!
21. If you were a tree I'd like, totally be into trees.
22. This is the check-out counter, right? [Right.] So, is it all right if I check you out? [or if "No."] Could I check you out anyway?
23. Just you and me babe. We're nothing but mammals. So let's do it like they do it on Discovery Channel.
24. Do you work for Fed-Ex? (No.) Really? I thought I saw you checking out my 'package'!
25. You should pretend my legs are made of butter and spread them.
26. I've always felt there was a hole in my life, but you look about the right size to fill it.
27. I wish I was a predicate so i could be the direct object of your affection.
28. My face is cold, you should fix that.
29. Is your dad the muffin man? Because you sure do give me a banana cream filling.
30. If you were a library book, I would check you out first!
31. Are you an artist?
    [No] - Then why were you drawing my attention?
    [Yes] Oh, so that's why you're drawing my attention!
32. Are you an artist? (No.) I'm surprised, because you are a masterpiece.
33. Are you hungry? Because I got an all you can eat buffet right here with your name on it.
34. Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Mary?
35. Do you like to play pool? (Yeah, why?) Cause I have the balls if you got the rack!
36. If were to drop this coin, what's the chances of me getting head?
37. I would like to do three things before I step away. I would like to buy you a drink of your choice, leave my name, and tell you that you are very beautiful.
38. My wish was to see a shootinq star and apparently it camee true cause' I met you.
39. You're like a banana... good and ripe!
40. My dick just died. Can I bury it in you?
41. You're so hot you make the plastic in my underwear melt.
42. You're so hot the ground must melt where you walk.
43. Want to play carpenters? First we get hammered, then nailed.
44. If you were homework, I would slam you on the table and do you right now.
45. My friends just left... So You have to entertain me now.
46. How's your fever? (What fever?) Oh I guess you're just that HOT!
47. I've seemed to have lost my hug, can I have yours?
48. Do yo want to come to my house and play Pearl Harbor? I lay down and you blow me away.
49. Do you like blueberries in your pancakes? [Why?] So I know what to make you for breakfast tomorrow.
50. You so fine girl, you make a blind man see.
51. If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me gettinq head?
52. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
53. Do you want to see what really put that whole in the titanic?
54. Hey do you want to hook up?
    [No, I have a boyfriend!]
    I have a goldfish.
    [What?]
    Oh, I thought we were just talking about shit that doesn't matter.
55. I lost my number. Can I have yours?
56. Baby your finer than powder sugar and twice as sweet!
57. Do you like cheese?
58. If you ever got a parrot would you put it on this shoulder or this shoulder? [Last shoulder put your arm around it.]
59. You know you look familiar. You look like my next girlfriend.
60. Wanna fuck?
61. You must work at KFC, cause you have nice thighs!
62. Do you need the number for the local emergency room? [no,why] Cause the guy who was supposed to meet you here must have been in an accident!
63. If it wasn't for you I might not touch myself at all!
64. Are you little red ridinghood? Because I want to ride you into the woods.
65. Do you believe in the here-after? 'Cause I'm here and you know what I'm after!
66. Excuse me, Mr.UPS, I couldn't help notice that big package you have and I am willing to take care of it for you.
67. If a star fell out of the night sky every time I thought of you, the night sky would have only the twinkle in your eyes.
68. Hi, my name is Milk and I'll do your body good.
69. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
70. Can you show me the way to the dam, I need to make sure your river is flowing.
71. Do you work at Little Caesers? [No, why?] Cause you're hot and I'm ready.
72. I have to go and thank God. [Why?] For thwe angel he just gave me.
73. Hey how smart are you? [Pretty smart.] Then why is taking you so long to realize that I'm trying to ask you out?
74. If you were some kind of a disease, I'd rather die of it than go for the cure.
75. Is there a mine around here? [no] Cause I just found a diamond!
76. Want to play cowgirls and Indians? You bring the rope I'll bring the wetness.
77. I'm so lucky to have you... Does that mean your my good luck charm? If I rub you will I get lucky?
78. If the doctor were to tell me that I only have a day to live, I would spend that day with you, because spending a day with you is like being alive for eternity.
79. The good thing about dreams is that they are free. If I got charged for every dream I had with you, I'd be bankrupt.
80. If beauty is pain, you must be hurtn'.
81. Wanna get a six pack and go fuck or don't you drink?!?
82. [Can I have a ride home?] I don't know about a ride home, but I can give you the ride of your life.
83. Is Your Dad A boxer? [Why?] Because Your A Knockout!!
84. I will be right back, but in the meantime think about ice cream, strawberries, and sparkling wine all over your body.
85. Your cute when you stare at me with your lazy eye.
86. Are you egyptian? Because you put a pyramid in my pants.
87. Hurry - you need to stop, drop, and roll baby - cause you are on fire!
88. Did it hurt? [Did what hurt?] When you fell from heaven?
89. Lets pretend your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is New Year, Can I vist you in between the holidays?
90. Excuse me, I think you dropped something... my jaw.
91. If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep warm.
92. Are you a fairytale? [Why?] Because you can't be for real.
93. You're just the way I like my coffee. Tall, black, and strong.
94. Is that a keg in your pants? [No, why?] Cause I'm trying to tap that.
95. You've been a bad boy! Now go to MY room!
96. I've looked for a man with a VCR and I've finally found the perfect one.... thats a Very Cute Rear by the way.
97. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your jeans.
98. Want to take a swim in my ocean?
99. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
100. Did you fart? Cuase you blew me away.
101. I bet I could beat you at football. [No way.] Give me the ball and you tackle me.
102. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
103. Hi. [Trust us, it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy.]
104. Do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
105. I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock.
106. Do these look real?
107. Want to play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll.
108. Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
109. [Reach for the back of their shirt and look at the tag, then say:] Just what I thought, made in Heaven.
110. You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves...
111. You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
112. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

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luvbug14   co	Posted at 1:44pm on Sunday, October 16th, 2011
if you're naughty go to your room. if you want to be naughty go to my room.
Mikey   New Jersey	Posted at 10:50pm on Monday, July 25th, 2011
are you camples soup kuzz your mmm mmm good
Joost Mulder   Shanghai	Posted at 7:40pm on Tuesday, July 12th, 2011
@ Rowie Canada. meet me,and i will show him to you ;)
emma   cali	Posted at 5:07pm on Tuesday, July 12th, 2011
im the FBI the Fine Body Investigator. assume ur possitions:) are u a caveman cuz im llookin for a bone baby ur so fine u make me studder whwhwhats ur number:)
Arma   Pacific City	Posted at 11:57am on Monday, June 13th, 2011
Your legs are like peanut butter... Soft, smooth, and easy to spread(:
Rowie   Canada	Posted at 2:53pm on Monday, February 28th, 2011
jezZz i love pick up lines, when will a guy tell me some of this? hahaha
willis:]]   idaho	Posted at 3:17pm on Saturday, February 19th, 2011
nice legs (thanx) wat time do they open?
Dannii   tenessee	Posted at 8:58am on Monday, August 23rd, 2010
I luv these, my boyfriend asked me out after i said them
Laci   Arizona	Posted at 3:03pm on Friday, August 20th, 2010
My favorites are: You're so sweet that you put Hershey's out of business! I lost my numer..Can I have yours? ;] I'm cold baby, could you come warm me up?
xnb   dghnjdfg	Posted at 7:58pm on Thursday, August 19th, 2010
heres an empty room wanna f*** me up? :)

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