These funny pick up lines are probably our most favorite of all pick up lines. While we can't guarantee that they'll work -- you may get a laugh or then again, you may just get a cold shoulder -- they're probably a good bet if you're tongue-tied and not sure what else to say. Everyone likes someone with a sense of humor, so show them yours with a funny pick up line.
- Knock, knock.
- Hi, my name is Milk and I'll do your body good.
- Do you work at Little Caesers? [No, why?] Cause you're hot and I'm ready.
- Drop a sugar packet when your waitress comes up and say "Ma'm, I believe you dropped your name tag."
- How You Doin? [ala Joey on NBC's FRIENDS]
- I bet I could beat you at football. [No way.] Give me the ball and you tackle me.
- Hi. [Trust us, it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy.]
- I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock.
- Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.