Funny Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines are probably our most favorite of all pick up lines. While we can't guarantee that they'll work -- you may get a laugh or then again, you may just get a cold shoulder -- they're probably a good bet if you're tongue-tied and not sure what else to say. Everyone likes someone with a sense of humor, so show them yours with a funny pick up line.

1. Knock, knock.
   [Whose there?]
   Date.
   [Date, who?]
   Me.
2. Hi, my name is Milk and I'll do your body good.
3. Do you work at Little Caesers? [No, why?] Cause you're hot and I'm ready.
4. Drop a sugar packet when your waitress comes up and say "Ma'm, I believe you dropped your name tag."
5. How You Doin? [ala Joey on NBC's FRIENDS]
6. I bet I could beat you at football. [No way.] Give me the ball and you tackle me.
7. Hi. [Trust us, it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy.]
8. I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock.
9. Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.