Flattering Pick Up Lines
If you going to use a pick up line, go with something flattering. These flattering pick up lines will hopefully at least get you a smile. :=)
- You must work at KFC, cause you have nice legs!
- It's a good thing you're not corn. [Why?] Because you're hot. You'd be popping all over!
- Look him/her up and down and say "And I thought it was hot outside!"
- Do you smoke? [No.] Then why are you so smokin' hot?
- Bet you don't need sugar in that drink cause you're already sweet enough.
- I'm a ratings machine and you're a perfect 10.
- Are you an artist? (No.) I'm surprised, because you are a masterpiece.
- You're so hot the ground must melt where you walk.
- How's your fever? (What fever?) Oh I guess you're just that HOT!
- You so fine girl, you make a blind man see.
- Baby your finer than powder sugar and twice as sweet!
- You must work at KFC, cause you have nice thighs!
- You dropped something. [What?] My jaw!
- If beauty is pain, you must be hurtn'.
- Was your mom a beaver, because damn girl!
- Is Your Dad A boxer? [Why?] Because Your A Knockout!
- Did it hurt? [Did what hurt?] When you fell from heaven?
- Excuse me, I think you dropped something... my jaw.
- All those curves, and me with no brakes.
- Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you're hot!
- Do you know why the sky is so gray? [No, why?] Because all the blue is in your eyes.
- Don't stop! I don't usually get to see beauty in motion.
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT!
- My friend wants to know if you were born in those jeans.
- When God said, "Let there be women," he created you.
- Did you get arrested earlier today? [No. Why?] Well, it's iilegal too look that damn fine!
- Are you a fairytale? [Why?] Because you can't be for real.
- If you were a drug, I would overdose!
- Is your dad a baker? [No. Why?] Cause you have some nice buns.
- You're just the way I like my coffee. Tall, black, and strong.
- Do you have a shovel? Cause I'm diggin' that ass!
- Damn.....your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?
- You dropped something. [What?] My jaw.
- Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster.
- You're like pizza. Even when you're bad, you're good.
- Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
- Are those astronaunt pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!
- If I were you, I'd spend all day looking in the mirror!
- You must be the cause of global warming!
- You are so hot you're making the sun sweat!
- I can't wait until tomorrow because you look better everyday!
- Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
- Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
- All those curves, and me with no brakes.
- Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
- You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
- Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
- You are like a glass of milk... you do the body good.
- Where is your mother? [Why?] Because you're too young to be here without an adult.
- Damn, I thought 'Very Fine' only came in a bottle.
- Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
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