Dirty Pick Up Lines

The best and dirtiest dirty pick up lines to use on guys and girls. - http://www.romancestuck.com/pickup-lines/dirty-pickup-lines.htm

These dirty pick up lines make you go hmmmm ;) Use these at your own risk! Who knows.. you may get a wink, a sexy response, or even... . But then again, using these dirty pick up lines in real life may just get you a slap. Nevertheless, read on and get a laugh or two. ;)

  1. You must work at KFC, cause you have nice breasts!
  2. Are you into one-night stands? [NO.] Then why don't you lie down?
  3. Are you into one-night stands? [NO.] Then it's a good thing it's daytime.
  4. Some women can take their bra off while wearing a shirt, can you do that?
  5. I can take my pants off in 2 seconds. Let's see how long it takes you.
  6. I have an instrument that can measure the length of your throat.
  7. Do you want to go to In-and-Out for burgers or just in-and-out of me?
  8. Baby, I'm like a Rubix Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
  9. I'm not horse, but you can ride me like one.
  10. Okay look I'm gona flip a coin & here's tha deal: heads, I get head and tails I get tail.
  11. Just you and me babe. We're nothing but mammals. So let's do it like they do it on Discovery Channel.
  12. Do you work for Fed-Ex? (No.) Really? I thought I saw you checking out my 'package'!
  13. You should pretend my legs are made of butter and spread them.
  14. Is your dad the muffin man? Because you sure do give me a banana cream filling.
  15. Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Mary?
  16. Do you like to play pool? (Yeah, why?) Cause I have the balls if you got the rack!
  17. If were to drop this coin, what's the chances of me getting head?
  18. My dick just died. Can I bury it in you?
  19. Want to play carpenters? First we get hammered, then nailed.
  20. If you were homework, I would slam you on the table and do you right now.
  21. Do you want to come to my house and play Pearl Harbor? I lay down and you blow me away.
  22. If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me gettinq head?
  23. Do you want to see what really put that whole in the titanic?
  24. Hey do you want to hook up?
    [No, I have a boyfriend!]
    I have a goldfish.
    [What?]
    Oh, I thought we were just talking about shit that doesn't matter.
  25. Wanna fuck?
  26. If it wasn't for you I might not touch myself at all!
  27. Are you little red ridinghood? Because I want to ride you into the woods.
  28. Excuse me, Mr.UPS, I couldn't help notice that big package you have and I am willing to take care of it for you.
  29. You wanna get a pizza and fuck? [Excuse me?] What? You dont like pizza?
  30. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
  31. Can you show me the way to the dam, I need to make sure your river is flowing.
  32. Want to play cowgirls and Indians? You bring the rope I'll bring the wetness.
  33. Wanna get a six pack and go fuck or don't you drink?!?
  34. Are you egyptian? Because you put a pyramid in my pants.
  35. Lets pretend your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is New Year, Can I vist you in between the holidays?
  36. Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
  37. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  38. Do you know how to use a whip?
  39. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
  40. My name is [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
  41. Would you like Gin and Platonic, or Scotch and Sofa?
  42. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
  43. What's the weather like outside? [Why?] Because there's a high pressure point behind my zipper.
  44. I want to violate you like a parking meter.
  45. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.
  46. If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry. [Why?] I don't like the thought of losing the one thing that would never come back the same.
  47. You want me. I can smell it.
  48. Is your daddy a farmer? [No, why?] Because you really know how to raise a cock.
  49. Wanna play Army? You be the enemy and I'll blow you away.
  50. I love every bone in my body...especially yours.
  51. Is your name Jasmine? [No. Why?] Cause I want you to be Jasmine to my little Aladdin.
  52. That shirt looks very becoming on you, and if I were on you I'd be cumming too!
  53. If you were homework, I'd be doing you right here on my desk!
  54. [Note: for use when someone you know is getting married] Hi, I'm throwing the bachelor/bachelorette party for a friend of mine, and I need a stripper. Interested?
  55. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  56. Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No.] Then wink.
  57. You know, we were born without clothes.
  58. Is that a keg in your pants? [No, why?] Cause I'm trying to tap that.
  59. Want to play Army? [How do you play?] You get on all fours while I blow you.
  60. Lick your finger and touch her shirt. Then do the same to yourself and say "What do you say we get out of these wet clothes?"
  61. You're like a squirrel... quick to get a nut.
  62. Do you work at Subway? [No, why?] Because you just gave me a 12 incher!
  63. You've been a bad boy! Now go to MY room!
  64. Is that a mirror in your pocket? [Why?] Because I can see myself in your pants.
  65. My guns are locked and loaded and they are aimed right at that fine ass!
  66. Stout as a house and thick as a brick, you're so fine, you make tylenol sick.
  67. How many bones are in the human body? [They either will say 206 or I dont know] Want another one?
  68. Smile, if you want to sleep with me.
  69. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your jeans.
  70. The word of the day is legs...lets go back to my place and spread the word!
  71. In my mind, we're going to have sex anyway, so you might as well be in the room.
  72. You would look great on my pillow tomorrow morning.
  73. If you were a door, I'd bang you all night.
  74. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
  75. Are you a dick, because i can see you coming!
  76. Lets name one of your legs Thanksgiving and the other Christmas. That way I can come visit you between the holidays.
  77. Girl, you're so fine, let me hit it from behind.
  78. Did you wash your clothes in Windex? [No, why?] Because I can see myself in your pants.
  79. I'd like to butter those muffins!
  80. Let's play pinocchio. You sit on my face and I'll tell you lies.
  81. Did you come from hell? Cause your ass is hot!
  82. Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you.
  83. Let's play fireman. I'll be the hose and you be the fire.
  84. Would you like to take a ride on the Mangoat?
  85. What has 146 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk? [What?] My zipper.
  86. Did you fart? Cuase you blew me away.
  87. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
  88. I like your pants. Do you think i can talk you out of them?
  89. My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
  90. I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.
  91. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  92. Do these look real?
  93. Have you ever seen a girl swallow an entire banana? [wink, wink]
  94. Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
  95. Girls are sexy, guys are fine I'll be your six if you'll be my nine!
  96. It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.
  97. I've got the FCK, all I need is U.
  98. F**K me if I'm wrong, but isn't your last name {insert any last name}?
  99. Is that a keg in your pocket? Cause I wanna tap that ass!
  100. If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!
  101. If we were squirrels, I'd bust a nut in your hole!
  102. I lost my virginity... can I have yours?
  103. Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I?
  104. I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
  105. If you were my homework, I'd be doing you right now.
  106. Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!
  107. That sweater looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I was on you I'd be cuming too!
  108. Nice legs. What time do they open?
  109. Want to go for some pizza and sex? [No.] What? You don't like pizza?
  110. Want to play army? [Why?] Because I'll let you blow the hell out of me.
  111. Why don't you sit on my lap and tell me the first thing that pops up?
  112. I like your pants, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor.