Bad Pick Up Lines
Seriously, who comes up with this stuff?!?! ;) We're even more curious if people have actually used these! These bad pick up lines make us LOL and groan at the same time (though mostly groan if we're honest). Rather than recommend that you use these in a real life situation, we instead recommend you avoid using these.. they really are that bad. At least you'll get a laugh (maybe) as you read them.
- If you were a booger, I'd pick you first
- You are so beautiful that I could even drink your bath water.
- If you were a tree I'd like, totally be into trees.
- My face is cold, you should fix that.
- Are you hungry? Because I got an all you can eat buffet right here with your name on it.
- You're like a banana... good and ripe!
- You're so hot you make the plastic in my underwear melt.
- If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
- Do you need the number for the local emergency room? [no,why] Cause the guy who was supposed to meet you here must have been in an accident!
- If you were some kind of a disease, I'd rather die of it than go for the cure.
- Your cute when you stare at me with your lazy eye.
- Can I lick that film off your teeth?
- Don't be so picky... I wasn't!
- I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
- Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
- Mind if I talk to you until it's safe down there where I farted?
- Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
- My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
