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Bad Pick up Lines

1. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first
2. You are so beautiful that I could even drink your bath water.
3. If you were a tree I'd like, totally be into trees.
4. My face is cold, you should fix that.
5. Are you hungry? Because I got an all you can eat buffet right here with your name on it.
6. You're like a banana... good and ripe!
7. You're so hot you make the plastic in my underwear melt.
8. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
9. Do you need the number for the local emergency room? [no,why] Cause the guy who was supposed to meet you here must have been in an accident!
10. If you were some kind of a disease, I'd rather die of it than go for the cure.
11. Your cute when you stare at me with your lazy eye.
12. Can I lick that film off your teeth?
13. Don't be so picky... I wasn't!
14. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
15. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
16. Mind if I talk to you until it's safe down there where I farted?
17. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
18. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
19. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

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