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Adult Rated Pickup Lines to Use on Women



Looking to spice up your night or perhaps need a good laugh? This collection of adult rated pickup lines to use on women may be just the ticket. Use these pickup lines at your own risk though... we can't guarantee that you'll get what you what you're wanting from a woman. ;)

** Warning ** These pickup lines are sexual in nature or contain foul language. If you find this offensive, go back to the main page.
  • Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
  • What's the weather like outside? [Why?] Because there's a high pressure point behind my zipper.
  • Is your daddy a farmer? [No, why?] Because you really know how to raise a cock.
  • That shirt looks very becoming on you, and if I were on you I'd be cumming too!
  • You're like a squirrel... quick to get a nut.
  • Do you work at Subway? [No, why?] Because you just gave me a 12 incher!
  • My guns are locked and loaded and they are aimed right at that fine ass!
  • How many bones are in the human body? [They either will say 206 or I dont know] Want another one?
  • The word of the day is legs...lets go back to my place and spread the word!
  • Lets name one of your legs Thanksgiving and the other Christmas. That way I can come visit you between the holidays.
  • Girl, you're so fine, let me hit it from behind.
  • Let's play pinocchio. You sit on my face and I'll tell you lies.
  • Did you come from hell? Cause your ass is hot!
  • Let's play fireman. I'll be the hose and you be the fire.
  • Would you like to take a ride on the Mangoat?
  • What has 146 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk? [What?] My zipper.
  • It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.
  • If we were squirrels, I'd bust a nut in your hole!
  • That sweater looks very becoming on you. Of course if I was on you I'd be cuming too!
  • Nice legs. What time do they open?
  • Want to play army? [Why?] Because I'll let you blow the hell out of me.
  • Why don't you sit on my lap and tell me the first thing that pops up?


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Lucky   l_luckshman

Posted at 12:31am on Sunday, January 29th, 2012

I like to joing with a rich lady in between age 50-75

Ali   Texas

Posted at 12:18am on Sunday, August 7th, 2011

so how many ppl did these actualy work for

Lucksman   Sri Lanka

Posted at 8:05am on Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

My Dear Madam


I am a rich Gem Merchant Age 55, 5.4” Honest & kind. I have a huge property. Now I am living with my 02nd wife, but not married. The cause of she is in 32 years old, she is unkind lady, and also has a boy friend. But she has a Financial Degree. I am not an educated man, my child hood is very sad. I started my life working as a labor in Gem Mines. I have a huge experience in Gem Business more than thirty years. I had to need help of the new wife for my businesses. I have no children. My late wife was died by the cause of Cancer. She was a very good lady. The name of my new wife is Sumana. She is attempting to get my power of Attorney, or get married. If write her, my power of Attorney, or marry with her. It will be the end of my life. I know the best, Sumana and her boy friend will kill me. I have to tell you a lot. She is meddle in my all the things. Such as, I can’t phone Email fax or any thing with out her. She has a big doubt about me. I can’t be a prisoner of her critical knowledge.
Please listen to me. I am trying to settle down in your country with out Sumana. I can invest 6000000 US Dollars (Six Million) in your country. If you are able Please take prompt action and make a necessary situation for it. Are you an intelligent single lady? I like to live with you in my future period. Would you to agree with my kind request? Please send me a reply to my postal address. It is not my permanent address. One of my close friends is the Boss of this address. That letter must be private and confidential. I am sending this very secretly. You can write me your plan and suggestions. Other wise I am thinking to offer my property to progress of Buddhism. I am a very good Buddhist. I have a good knowledge of Buddhism, Some time I think to be a Buddhist Monk. Would like to learn Buddhism I can teach you the best. I like to sex a little it may be according to your mind. Mainly I am buying and selling all kind of Gems. I can send you a Blue Sapphire for you pendent.
My dear Madam, please think more and more. I like to know your social life, your abilities, your expectations, your sexual feelings, what do you think about me. Tell me the truth with out hiding. Your letter must be a long one. Some time you may not a rich lady. It is not a matter at all. I can fill up what you need is. I can help you to cure Blood Pressure, Cholesterol, Diabetes, Arthritis, Cancer and more.
Please keep in mind to reply my postal address.
I am expecting a kind request.
L.Lucksman De Silva
Equipment Section
Sugar Company
Sevanagala
Sri Lanka

macy   california

Posted at 3:45pm on Saturday, May 21st, 2011

Hahah , iSaid thisz to my qirfriend and she cracked the fckk up . Then we did the dirtyy [[;

VG   Location unknown

Posted at 3:44am on Thursday, July 22nd, 2010

wat ever girl got wet from this shoud call me.;)

bobo   naya

Posted at 12:49am on Friday, June 18th, 2010

hehehehehe

Anonymous   Location unknown

Posted at 8:13pm on Wednesday, May 26th, 2010

well im gay

Anonymous   Location unknown

Posted at 10:35pm on Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

YOU GUYS ARE SOME LONLEY AS PEOPLE IM ONLY 14
DUSTTY PERVERTS

latisha   florida

Posted at 1:09pm on Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

I THINK IM GONNA CAALL ME BOYFRIEND JUST TO COME OVER SO I CAN HAVE SEX WITH HIM NOW:D

Lazaro   Compton

Posted at 10:15am on Monday, May 3rd, 2010

Ali Paige, youz a rude gyal! we be pushin ounces ,

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