Looking to spice up your night or perhaps need a good laugh? This collection of adult rated pickup lines to use on women may be just the ticket. Use these pickup lines at your own risk though... we can't guarantee that you'll get what you what you're wanting from a woman. ;)
** Warning ** These pickup lines are sexual in nature or contain foul language. If you find this offensive, go back to the main page.
Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
What's the weather like outside? [Why?] Because there's a high pressure point behind my zipper.
Is your daddy a farmer? [No, why?] Because you really know how to raise a cock.
That shirt looks very becoming on you, and if I were on you I'd be cumming too!
You're like a squirrel... quick to get a nut.
Do you work at Subway? [No, why?] Because you just gave me a 12 incher!
My guns are locked and loaded and they are aimed right at that fine ass!
How many bones are in the human body? [They either will say 206 or I dont know] Want another one?
The word of the day is legs...lets go back to my place and spread the word!
Lets name one of your legs Thanksgiving and the other Christmas. That way I can come visit you between the holidays.
Girl, you're so fine, let me hit it from behind.
Let's play pinocchio. You sit on my face and I'll tell you lies.
Did you come from hell? Cause your ass is hot!
Let's play fireman. I'll be the hose and you be the fire.
Would you like to take a ride on the Mangoat?
What has 146 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk? [What?] My zipper.
It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.
If we were squirrels, I'd bust a nutt in your hole!
That sweater looks very becoming on you. Of course if I was on you I'd be cuming too!
Nice legs. What time do they open?
Want to play army? [Why?] Because I'll let you blow the hell out of me.
Why don't you sit on my lap and tell me the first thing that pops up?