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Adult Rated Pickup Lines to Use on Men

Looking to spice up your night or perhaps need a good laugh? This collection of adult rated pickup lines to use on men may be just the ticket. Use these pickup lines at your own risk though... we can't guarantee that you'll get what you what you're wanting from a man. ;)

** Warning ** These pickup lines are sexual in nature or contain foul language. If you find this offensive, go back to the main page.

Wanna play Army? You be the enemy and I'll blow you away.
I love every bone in my body...especially yours.
Want to play Army? [How do you play?] You get on all fours while I blow you.
Stout as a house and thick as a brick, you're so fine, you make tylenol sick.
Are you a dick, because i can see you coming!
Have you ever seen a girl swallow an entire banana? [wink, wink]
Is that a keg in your pocket? Cause I wanna tap that ass!
I like your pants, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor.

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why do you care perv	Posted at 10:11pm on Thursday, December 22nd, 2011
get a life...
kinkybitch;) openwide	Posted at 6:01am on Tuesday, October 11th, 2011
awh yeah these are so amazing;) so does any1 wanna play army?
freakyloser downurpants	Posted at 5:58am on Tuesday, October 11th, 2011
wow this is so kinky , dream come true! ;)
ashley tennessee	Posted at 4:23pm on Saturday, July 30th, 2011
wow i will use some of these
tiger texas	Posted at 4:05pm on Friday, June 18th, 2010
wow those were funny
K H20bury	Posted at 10:40pm on Thursday, March 11th, 2010
Need freakier ones
cnmi cnmi	Posted at 7:59pm on Thursday, March 11th, 2010
lmfao, crazily good.
laurrr ct	Posted at 4:08pm on Monday, December 14th, 2009
i used thi son my boyfriend who wouldnt make the first move andd boom we were at it like theres no tommoroww I love every bone in my body...especially yours.
lie lie hawaii	Posted at 10:24pm on Thursday, October 29th, 2009
hahah this is funny!
imee australia	Posted at 4:38am on Thursday, August 6th, 2009
hilarious!!!

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