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WEDDING JOKES



Walking Down the Aisle
While walking down the aisle, there are 3 words on a woman's mind: "Aisle, Alter, Hymn!"

Wedding Escorts
A little girl was at a wedding with her parents. After the wedding, she asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?"responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man and came back with another."

Why A Bride Wears White
I asked my mom once why the bride always wears a white dress.
Mom: Because white defines peace and happiness.
Me: Then why does the groom always wear black?
Mom: Well, the opposite of why the bride wears white.

Wedding Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to love, honor, obey and be faithful to her forever, I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out.

He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the grooms vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes", then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal!"

The pastor put a $100 bill into the grooms hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."



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